Don’t Pick Up The Phone
Simon Says Don't Pick Up The Phone, originally uploaded by Just_Tom.
Putting aside the issues about watching repeats of televised events like X Factor (and putting aside issues about watching X Factor at all thank you very much), I'm always amused by the after-thought of "DON'T PHONE, YOU'RE TOO LATE" banners.
I like these ones because they alternate between Simon, Louie and Sharon. I'm not sure who I'm most inclined to listen to, but if Simon Says don't call, then...